With the camo condoms on the job, you can rest easy and relish in the moment as your private invades another private. They’ll never see him coming.
With your actual age shrouded in mystery, you can keep up the charade of still being in your forties, even though your wrinkly hands will betray you.
Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets.Ron Swanson
Give your beer a manly look to it while keeping it insulated with these beard drink cozie.
Dogs naturally pick up the ball…which leaves the outrageously funny mustache sticking out
This custom, vintage-style wood-handled rubber stamp says “BULLSHIT”, it’s nice to use it when something doesn’t meet your expectations, or seems completely illegitimate. Highly recommended for teachers!
Let everyone know what a hardcore thug you are without the life long commitment of a real tattoo with these full size Thug Life temporary tattoos.
Stay classy while still speaking your mind with these offensive business cards. With eight different types of insults included, you’ll have an insult for a variety of situations.
Brushing your teeth with real frosting kind of defeats the purpose, but with this Cupcake Toothpaste you get all the fabulous flavor of frosting without another root canal!
Return to the star-crossed galaxy far, far away as the brooding young hero, a power-mad emperor, and their jesting droids match wits and soliloquize in elegant and impeccable iambic pentameter
I'm a simple man. I like pretty, dark-haired women, and breakfast food.Ron Swanson
The tattoo designs – all specially drawn for the book – range from traditional motifs – hearts, sailors, girls, skulls, roses – to more elaborate compositions with a contemporary edge.
Whiskey Dick whiskey-flavored lube is water-based, hand-crafted, manufactured in America, and made by–wait for it–EpicMealTime. There’s really nothing else left to say.
This set of 4 red cup shot glasses is perfect for any party because they look just like the classic red party/keg cups.
Near a powerful magnet it comes alive! Strong enough to defy gravity, it can even lift tacks and paperclips on its own after charging in a magnetic field.
The Carma Sutra Handbook. Unbuckle your seatbelt for this, the first-ever manual of sex positions for in-car entertainment!
Smelling like shit has never been so delightful! 2014 is the Year of the Unicorn, so smell like a fecal rainbow.