Rude Hand Gestures of the World
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A hand gesture is arguably the most effective form of expression, whether you re defaming a friend s mother or telling a perfect stranger to get lost.

Stuff White People Like Book
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Apple products, indie music, food co-ops, and vintage T-shirts make them weak in the knees.

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Fishing relaxes me. It’s like yoga, except I still get to kill something.Ron Swanson
Giant Cat Face Tote
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Can you think of a reason not to own this Giant Cat Face Tote? I didn’t think so. Each tote is double sided, showing the cat’s face on the front and the back of his head on the back. 3D ears stick out on the front.

Praying Mantis Eggs
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Want to keep your garden free of pesky plant-eating bugs? These little guys are your answer! Each Mantis Egg Case has approximately 50 to 200 baby live praying mantis.

Happy Man Bottle Stopper
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Excited about cracking open that bottle of wine? Not as excited as the Happy Man Bottle Stopper! The Happy Man is really really happy. In fact so happy that he’s able to form the perfect plug to fit all normal sized wine bottles.

100 Dollar Bill Toilet Paper
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If you want to show your contempt for currency and feel that the dollar is devalued, you can use it to wipe your bottom on and express your true feelings about the state of the financial system.

How To Poo On A Date
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All the information you need to survive any romantic toilet-related problem—certain to make as big a splash as How to Poo at Work.

Failed Exams Answer Book
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Nothing is funnier than laughing at the failure of others. F in Exams gathers the most hilarious and inventive test answers provided by students.

Adventure Time BMO Plush
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BMO (phonetically spelled Beemo) is Finn and Jake’s living video game console, portable electrical outlet, music player, roommate, camera, alarm clock, flashlight, strobe light, skateboarder, friend, soccer player and video player.

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The government is a greedy piglet that suckles on a taxpayer’s teat until they have sore, chapped nipples.Ron Swanson
Bitches Ima Holla At Notebooks

Not your typical little black book, the Bitches Imma Holla At notebook is not only useful, but makes a great conversation piece.

Bamboo Straws
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The straws are completely biodegradable and compostable, which makes this an excellent eco-friendly product for use at home and by green businesses that distribute beverages requiring straws.

Gun Key Blank
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Sold as a blank, Schlage Lock Company’s 45 caliber pistol key cuts to fully loaded and ready to fire up the car or blast open the front door.

Strawberry Kit Kat Bar
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Take a break from your busy day and spend a little time getting to know the deliciously unusual strawberry Kit Kat bar. This delectable candy treats your taste buds to the classic taste you’ve grown to love then hits them with a blast of strawberry – simply heavenly.

Doctor Who Character Encyclopedia
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Perfect for fans of the popular BBC show, the Doctor Who Character Encyclopedia has been created in full collaboration with the producers of Doctor Who, and shares detailed profiles of all 11 incarnations of the Doctor.

Filming Porn Door Hanger
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The filming porn door hanger is one of those hotel slides that you hang on your door when you are making sweet love and don’t want to be disturbed by the hotel maids.

Geek Wisdom
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Computer nerds are our titans of industry; comic-book superheroes are our Hollywood idols; the Internet is our night on the town. Clearly, geeks know something about life in the 21st century that other folks don’t.