Sometimes a little profanity is the only way to get your point across.
Back in 1996 the Coca-Cola company delivered unto the extreme masses a slice of citrus-flavored Norwegian heaven, only to rip the cans cruelly from our lips six years later. It’s ReSurgence Day.
Any dog under fifty pounds is a cat and cats are useless.Ron Swanson
This little piggy didn’t go to market… because he’s stuck in your mug! Turn everyday empty containers into you own personal piggy bank.
Return to the star-crossed galaxy far, far away as the brooding young hero, a power-mad emperor struggle for power, and soliloquize in elegant and impeccable iambic pentameter.
Seriously though, what could be cuter than an evil Unicat? Just place this fantastic inflatable black horn atop your cats head and let its outward appearance reflect the true evil that is inside.
Fred & Friends Salty the snowman is a salt shaker in the shape of a snow man. Infinitely cute. Great feel to the hand with its bulbous shape. The salt comes from the eyes and the salt is replenished through Salty’s carrot shaped nose.
Written and compiled by the Lord of Evil himself, The Adventure Time Encyclopaedia matches the playful, subversive tone of the series, detailing everything anyone will ever need to know about the postapocalyptic land of Ooo and its inhabitants
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Do you have a Goth side? Bicycle Tragic Royalty playing cards do, too. The Tragic Royalty Deck is designed with bold black and dark-red backs, with whimsical and ghoulish court cards, each with separate impish poses and the Ace of Spades tangled in a fitting spider web.
The government is a greedy piglet that suckles on a taxpayer’s teat until they have sore, chapped nipples.Ron Swanson
Sometimes we all need a little refreshing nap, especially after a Friday pub lunch or during a very boring meeting! But how do you get comfy at your desk without arousing suspicion?
Have a dad that is good but not great? This is the mug for him. Just in time to be late for Father’s Day! Not everyone can be the World’s Greatest Dad, and that is okay!
Fill your entire home with the enchanting scent dog vomit. Collected from only the finest purebred dogs from around the world.
This Coin Eating Face Bank is the creepiest way to teach your children financial responsibility. A built in heat sensor brings this anthropomorphic bank to life when you when your hand approaches. Warning: Do not feed it bologna while staring it directly in the eyes.
Moonshine isn’t exactly the sipping man’s tipple. Quite the opposite in fact, and we can’t think of any better vessel to knock back the ol’ Hillbilly fire-water (or delicious shop-bought liquor) than this marvelous set of Mason Jar Shot Glasses.
Containing 50 different, simple, and delicious recipes for one of America’s favorite foods, the Mac and Cheese. The Mac + Cheese Cookbook is every Mac and Cheese lovers must have book.