Kitty Sticky Notes
via (Amazon)

Cute sticky notes/flags. Available as kitty cat pack, puppy dog pack, and bear pack.

Periodic Table Soap
via (Amazon)

Periodic Table Soaps. The Radioactive elements actually glow in the dark!

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Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets.Ron Swanson
Middle Class Problems Book
via (Amazon)

Real problems, but not real actual problems, just middle class ones. A book full of tragic inconveniences.

Effing Soap
via (Firebox)

A fragrant reminder to start every morning with a F*CK

Human Organ Lunchbox
via (Amazon)

This insulated tote will keep your precious ham sandwich chilled, prepped, and ready to transplant right into your waiting stomach!

The Lap Mug
via (Amazon)

A mug designed around your body rather than the table.

No Kids Sticker Figure Family
via (Amazon)

Feeling stressed and overwhelmed? Ask your doctor today about ‘Not Having Kids’: an alternative to ‘Having Kids’!

50 Ways to Eat Cock
via (Amazon)

Mouthwatering rooster recipes for the imaginative cook. Now you can hold the power of cock in your hands!

via (Amazon)

Make and shape your own poo with Poo-Dough! Even create corn and peanut accessories!

Sponsored By:
Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets.Ron Swanson
Awkward Valentine
via (Etsy)

It’s not a big deal. It doesn’t mean anything. There isn’t even a heart on it. Forget it.

Star Wars Thumb Wrestling
via (Amazon)

This Star Wars game in a book provides hours of fun for thumb-wrestling masters or their apprentices.

Zombie Combat Field Guide
via (Amazon)

The Zombie Combat Manual provided potential zombie fighters with comprehensive instructions on how to do battle in the inevitable outbreak of an undead plague.

via (McPhee)

Handicorn will transform your former fist into the ultimate unicorn!

iPhone Shoes
via (Amazon)

It is not only a Data Cable Dust Plug, but also a very cute creative iPhone stand.

Edible Eyes
via (Amazon)

Anthropomorphize your favorite snacks with these stick on Edible Eyes! Everything is tastier with a face 🙂

Crafting With Cat Hair Book
via (Amazon)

Crafting with Cat Hair shows readers how to transform stray clumps of fur into soft and adorable handicrafts.