Category: Kids

The Lovecraft Alphabet Book
$14.99
via (Amazon)

The perfect blend of creepy and cuddly. Teaches the alphabet using creatures from the mythos of H.P. Lovecraft.

Pet Rock w/ Bonus Leash
$12.00
via (Amazon)

No feeding,no whining,no bathing,no stains ,no odors ,no stains ,no vet bills no problem.

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Crying: acceptable at funerals and the Grand Canyon.Ron Swanson
Missing Body Parts Candy
$13.91
via (Amazon)

Stock up on missing body parts candy for your The Walking Dead season premier party in a few months!

Emoji Poop Pillow
$4.99
via (Amazon)

This emoji poop pillow is too stinkin’ cute.

Poo-Dough
$9.99
via (Amazon)

Make and shape your own poo with Poo-Dough! Even create corn and peanut accessories!

Star Wars Thumb Wrestling
$10.21
via (Amazon)

This Star Wars game in a book provides hours of fun for thumb-wrestling masters or their apprentices.

Adventure Time Encyclopedia
$11.86
via (Amazon)

Written and compiled by the Lord of Evil himself, The Adventure Time Encyclopaedia matches the playful, subversive tone of the series, detailing everything anyone will ever need to know about the postapocalyptic land of Ooo and its inhabitants

Adventure Time BMO Plush
$12.95
via (Amazon)

BMO (phonetically spelled Beemo) is Finn and Jake’s living video game console, portable electrical outlet, music player, roommate, camera, alarm clock, flashlight, strobe light, skateboarder, friend, soccer player and video player.

Mustache Dog Toy
$10.07
via (Amazon)

Dogs naturally pick up the ball…which leaves the outrageously funny mustache sticking out

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The government is a greedy piglet that suckles on a taxpayer’s teat until they have sore, chapped nipples.Ron Swanson
Cupcake Toothpaste
$5.96
via (Amazon)

Brushing your teeth with real frosting kind of defeats the purpose, but with this Cupcake Toothpaste you get all the fabulous flavor of frosting without another root canal!

Magnetic Putty
$13.28
via (Amazon)

Near a powerful magnet it comes alive! Strong enough to defy gravity, it can even lift tacks and paperclips on its own after charging in a magnetic field.

Everyone Poops
$6.65
via (Amazon)

“An elephant makes a big poop. A mouse makes a tiny poop,” and so the text goes, describing all sorts of creatures and people who eat and thus defecate.

Dismember Me Zombie Plush
$6.49
via (ThinkGeek)

What happens when you take old broken plush toys and bury them in the woods by the light of the full moon while whistling the theme song from “Halloween”?

LEGO Brick Erasers
$6.99

Taking the LEGO brick erasers to school is like getting to to play with your toys when you’re not supposed to – pure bliss.

Peel & Stick Chalkboard
$14.20

Enjoy being creative with your Peel & Stick Chalkboard.

Game of Thrones Plush Dragon Eggs
$14.99

Illyrio’s gift to Danerys upon her wedding to Khal Drogo. Freshly roasted over a funeral pyre!