Category: Geeky

Punderdome Card Game
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If you play it in costume, you could call it Mad Masks: Beyond Punderdome!

The Lovecraft Alphabet Book
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The perfect blend of creepy and cuddly. Teaches the alphabet using creatures from the mythos of H.P. Lovecraft.

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Fishing relaxes me. It’s like yoga, except I still get to kill something.Ron Swanson
Centaur Hand Puppet
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Let the imagination frolic free and wild with this Majestic Handitaur Hand Puppet.

Alien Next Door Book
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See a new, caring side to the legendary science fiction monster as he tends to Jonesy the cat.

Impaled Zombie Pen Holder
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Cast in quality designer resin and hand-painted to play up the gory flesh-eating, hues that wreck havoc with the undead

Missing Body Parts Candy
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Stock up on missing body parts candy for your The Walking Dead season premier party in a few months!

Emoji Poop Pillow
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This emoji poop pillow is too stinkin’ cute.

Periodic Table Soap
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Periodic Table Soaps. The Radioactive elements actually glow in the dark!

Star Wars Thumb Wrestling
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This Star Wars game in a book provides hours of fun for thumb-wrestling masters or their apprentices.

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There’s only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk. Which is water that’s lying about being milk.Ron Swanson
Zombie Combat Field Guide
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The Zombie Combat Manual provided potential zombie fighters with comprehensive instructions on how to do battle in the inevitable outbreak of an undead plague.

The Jedi Doth Return Book
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Return to the star-crossed galaxy far, far away as the brooding young hero, a power-mad emperor struggle for power, and soliloquize in elegant and impeccable iambic pentameter.

Adventure Time Encyclopedia
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Written and compiled by the Lord of Evil himself, The Adventure Time Encyclopaedia matches the playful, subversive tone of the series, detailing everything anyone will ever need to know about the postapocalyptic land of Ooo and its inhabitants

Glow In The Dark Playing Cards
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Do you have a Goth side? Bicycle Tragic Royalty playing cards do, too. The Tragic Royalty Deck is designed with bold black and dark-red backs, with whimsical and ghoulish court cards, each with separate impish poses and the Ace of Spades tangled in a fitting spider web.

How To Poo On A Date
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All the information you need to survive any romantic toilet-related problem—certain to make as big a splash as How to Poo at Work.

Failed Exams Answer Book
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Nothing is funnier than laughing at the failure of others. F in Exams gathers the most hilarious and inventive test answers provided by students.

Adventure Time BMO Plush
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BMO (phonetically spelled Beemo) is Finn and Jake’s living video game console, portable electrical outlet, music player, roommate, camera, alarm clock, flashlight, strobe light, skateboarder, friend, soccer player and video player.