Category: Gear + Gadgets
Human face stress balls are a safe and legal alternative to aggravated assault and, long-term, will reduce stress more efficiently.
Avoid late night trips to the gas station with Amazon’s new Trojan Condoms Dash Button. Safe sex is just a click away.
Fishing relaxes me. It’s like yoga, except I still get to kill something.Ron Swanson
For people who want plants, but don’t want to take care of plants. Just attach to a glass of water and they will take care of themselves, it doesn’t matter how forgetful and terrible you are!
Cast in quality designer resin and hand-painted to play up the gory flesh-eating, hues that wreck havoc with the undead
They might not be fast, but they are accurate in both centimeters and inches.
Cute sticky notes/flags. Available as kitty cat pack, puppy dog pack, and bear pack.
This insulated tote will keep your precious ham sandwich chilled, prepped, and ready to transplant right into your waiting stomach!
The government is a greedy piglet that suckles on a taxpayer’s teat until they have sore, chapped nipples.Ron Swanson
It is not only a Data Cable Dust Plug, but also a very cute creative iPhone stand.
Fred & Friends Salty the snowman is a salt shaker in the shape of a snow man. Infinitely cute. Great feel to the hand with its bulbous shape. The salt comes from the eyes and the salt is replenished through Salty’s carrot shaped nose.
Sometimes we all need a little refreshing nap, especially after a Friday pub lunch or during a very boring meeting! But how do you get comfy at your desk without arousing suspicion?
Moonshine isn’t exactly the sipping man’s tipple. Quite the opposite in fact, and we can’t think of any better vessel to knock back the ol’ Hillbilly fire-water (or delicious shop-bought liquor) than this marvelous set of Mason Jar Shot Glasses.
Can you think of a reason not to own this Giant Cat Face Tote? I didn’t think so. Each tote is double sided, showing the cat’s face on the front and the back of his head on the back. 3D ears stick out on the front.
Sold as a blank, Schlage Lock Company’s 45 caliber pistol key cuts to fully loaded and ready to fire up the car or blast open the front door.