Human face stress balls are a safe and legal alternative to aggravated assault and, long-term, will reduce stress more efficiently.
The perfect blend of creepy and cuddly. Teaches the alphabet using creatures from the mythos of H.P. Lovecraft.
The government is a greedy piglet that suckles on a taxpayer’s teat until they have sore, chapped nipples.Ron Swanson
Avoid late night trips to the gas station with Amazon’s new Trojan Condoms Dash Button. Safe sex is just a click away.
No feeding,no whining,no bathing,no stains ,no odors ,no stains ,no vet bills no problem.
For people who want plants, but don’t want to take care of plants. Just attach to a glass of water and they will take care of themselves, it doesn’t matter how forgetful and terrible you are!
Let the imagination frolic free and wild with this Majestic Handitaur Hand Puppet.
See a new, caring side to the legendary science fiction monster as he tends to Jonesy the cat.
Cast in quality designer resin and hand-painted to play up the gory flesh-eating, hues that wreck havoc with the undead
Crying: acceptable at funerals and the Grand Canyon.Ron Swanson
This foul-mouthed read cuts right to the chase by showing you how to cook healthy and simple plates from scratch without wasting time.
Stock up on missing body parts candy for your The Walking Dead season premier party in a few months!
“Respect the wood” – Instructions unclear… I fucked up the table.
They might not be fast, but they are accurate in both centimeters and inches.
Cute sticky notes/flags. Available as kitty cat pack, puppy dog pack, and bear pack.