100-dollar-toilet-paper

If you want to show your contempt for currency and feel that the dollar is devalued, you can use it to wipe your bottom on and express your true feelings about the state of the financial system.

beemo-plush

BMO (phonetically spelled Beemo) is Finn and Jake’s living video game console, portable electrical outlet, music player, roommate, camera, alarm clock, flashlight, strobe light, skateboarder, friend, soccer player and video player.

bamboo-paper-straws

The straws are completely biodegradable and compostable, which makes this an excellent eco-friendly product for use at home and by green businesses that distribute beverages requiring straws.

45mm-key-gun

Sold as a blank, Schlage Lock Company’s 45 caliber pistol key cuts to fully loaded and ready to fire up the car or blast open the front door.

strawberry-kit-kat

Take a break from your busy day and spend a little time getting to know the deliciously unusual strawberry Kit Kat bar. This delectable candy treats your taste buds to the classic taste you’ve grown to love then hits them with a blast of strawberry – simply heavenly.

dr-who-character-encyclopedia

Perfect for fans of the popular BBC show, the Doctor Who Character Encyclopedia has been created in full collaboration with the producers of Doctor Who, and shares detailed profiles of all 11 incarnations of the Doctor.

filming-porn-quiet-on-set

The filming porn door hanger is one of those hotel slides that you hang on your door when you are making sweet love and don’t want to be disturbed by the hotel maids.

geek-wisdom

Computer nerds are our titans of industry; comic-book superheroes are our Hollywood idols; the Internet is our night on the town. Clearly, geeks know something about life in the 21st century that other folks don’t.

camo-condom

With the camouflage condoms on the job, you can rest easy and relish in the moment as your private invades another private. These trusted condoms are made with an army inspired motif that camouflages your little soldier so they’ll never see him coming.

rubber-bullshit-stamp-2

This custom, vintage-style wood-handled rubber stamp says “BULLSHIT”, it’s nice to use it when something doesn’t meet your expectations, or seems completely illegitimate. Highly recommended for teachers!

offensive-business-cards

Stay classy while still speaking your mind with these offensive business cards. With eight different types of insults included, you’ll have an insult for a variety of situations.