This emoji poop pillow is too stinkin’ cute.
“Respect the wood” – Instructions unclear… I fucked up the table.
They might not be fast, but they are accurate in both centimeters and inches.
Cute sticky notes/flags. Available as kitty cat pack, puppy dog pack, and bear pack.
Periodic Table Soaps. The Radioactive elements actually glow in the dark!
Real problems, but not real actual problems, just middle class ones. A book full of tragic inconveniences.
A fragrant reminder to start every morning with a F*CK
This insulated tote will keep your precious ham sandwich chilled, prepped, and ready to transplant right into your waiting stomach!
A mug designed around your body rather than the table.
Feeling stressed and overwhelmed? Ask your doctor today about ‘Not Having Kids': an alternative to ‘Having Kids’!
The #1 After-genital contact hand sanitizer.
Mouthwatering rooster recipes for the imaginative cook. Now you can hold the power of cock in your hands!
Make and shape your own poo with Poo-Dough! Even create corn and peanut accessories!
It’s not a big deal. It doesn’t mean anything. There isn’t even a heart on it. Forget it.
This Star Wars game in a book provides hours of fun for thumb-wrestling masters or their apprentices.
The Zombie Combat Manual provided potential zombie fighters with comprehensive instructions on how to do battle in the inevitable outbreak of an undead plague.
Handicorn will transform your former fist into the ultimate unicorn!