adventure-time-encyclopedia

Written and compiled by the Lord of Evil himself, The Adventure Time Encyclopaedia matches the playful, subversive tone of the series, detailing everything anyone will ever need to know about the postapocalyptic land of Ooo and its inhabitants

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glow-in-the-dark-playing-cards

Do you have a Goth side? Bicycle Tragic Royalty playing cards do, too. The Tragic Royalty Deck is designed with bold black and dark-red backs, with whimsical and ghoulish court cards, each with separate impish poses and the Ace of Spades tangled in a fitting spider web.

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pillow-tie

Sometimes we all need a little refreshing nap, especially after a Friday pub lunch or during a very boring meeting! But how do you get comfy at your desk without arousing suspicion?

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Coin Eating Face Bank

This Coin Eating Face Bank is the creepiest way to teach your children financial responsibility. A built in heat sensor brings this anthropomorphic bank to life when you when your hand approaches. Warning: Do not feed it bologna while staring it directly in the eyes.

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Mason Jar Shot Glasses

Moonshine isn’t exactly the sipping man’s tipple. Quite the opposite in fact, and we can’t think of any better vessel to knock back the ol’ Hillbilly fire-water (or delicious shop-bought liquor) than this marvelous set of Mason Jar Shot Glasses.

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The Mac+Cheese Cookbook

Containing 50 different, simple, and delicious recipes for one of America’s favorite foods, the Mac and Cheese. The Mac + Cheese Cookbook is every Mac and Cheese lovers must have book.

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giant-cat-face-tote-bag

Can you think of a reason not to own this Giant Cat Face Tote? I didn’t think so. Each tote is double sided, showing the cat’s face on the front and the back of his head on the back. 3D ears stick out on the front.

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Praying Mantis Eggs

Want to keep your garden free of pesky plant-eating bugs? These little guys are your answer! Each Mantis Egg Case has approximately 50 to 200 baby live praying mantis.

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Happy Man Bottle Stopper

Excited about cracking open that bottle of wine? Not as excited as the Happy Man Bottle Stopper! The Happy Man is really really happy. In fact so happy that he’s able to form the perfect plug to fit all normal sized wine bottles.

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100-dollar-toilet-paper

If you want to show your contempt for currency and feel that the dollar is devalued, you can use it to wipe your bottom on and express your true feelings about the state of the financial system.

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